“Oh hey Henry you’re back Imma dress up in all my bling and put a gold egg on my head and stand the battlements to welcome you.”
“Oh and by the way I want you to be king, despite the fact that you only came here to get your castle back.”
“No seriously here have the crown.”
“Actually no.”
“I want it back.”
“You can’t be king.”
“Actually no, take it back.”
“You be king. I don’t want to be king.”
“Heeeere coouuusiiin~”
“I’m just going to lie on the floor and roll it to you.”
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Henry Bolingbroke just looked permanently confused through the whole last half of Richard II and I don't blame him
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