I AM NOT EVEN JOKING THIS WAS SOMEONE’S QUIZ IN MY CLASS
One time I graded a student quiz which answered the question “What are Oberon and Titania fighting about in II.i?” with “some dude.”
He got half a point for it, because that is, after all, technically correct.
I once graded a quiz on Hamlet in which someone answered the question “Who was Claudius’ chief counsellor?” with Pontius Pilate.
WHAT A PIECE OF WORK IS MAN.